Perspective

This chat, from a 130fp silver star satellite (which I pulled off woohoo!) is pathetic:

The Gouger: AK rookie
devinr12: dude i am a professional poker player
devinr12: i play 5-10
devinr12: NL
SoxLover: that is sad
Dealer: Regular time for player nyc cannibas has expired, TIME BANK has been activated
devinr12: for a living
The Gouger: dude i am a profesion dont give a rats azz player
devinr12: dont tell me how to play
SoxLover: you totally dropped out of college didnt you?
devinr12: actually yeah
SoxLover: lol
SoxLover: wow
devinr12: betwen 5 sties
devinr12: i am up 11k
The Gouger: so the book says go all in with a drawing hand?
Dealer: nyc cannibas, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
devinr12: this year
SoxLover: i feel like i should dump to you, your life is going to suck so bad
sdjen: lol

And this was before he started bragging about his "lingerie model girlfirend".

When I go on a bad run, guys like this put things in perspective. My worst poker night feels so bad, but it really shouldn't. My life is good.

By the way, it looks like it's a girl....

I've been forbidden to say "Mini Mia".