Sunday, January 07, 2007


This chat, from a 130fp silver star satellite (which I pulled off woohoo!) is pathetic:

The Gouger: AK rookie
devinr12: dude i am a professional poker player
devinr12: i play 5-10
devinr12: NL
SoxLover: that is sad
Dealer: Regular time for player nyc cannibas has expired, TIME BANK has been activated
devinr12: for a living
The Gouger: dude i am a profesion dont give a rats azz player
devinr12: dont tell me how to play
SoxLover: you totally dropped out of college didnt you?
devinr12: actually yeah
SoxLover: lol
SoxLover: wow
devinr12: betwen 5 sties
devinr12: i am up 11k
The Gouger: so the book says go all in with a drawing hand?
Dealer: nyc cannibas, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
devinr12: this year
SoxLover: i feel like i should dump to you, your life is going to suck so bad
sdjen: lol

And this was before he started bragging about his "lingerie model girlfirend".

When I go on a bad run, guys like this put things in perspective. My worst poker night feels so bad, but it really shouldn't. My life is good.

By the way, it looks like it's a girl....

I've been forbidden to say "Mini Mia".


At Sun Jan 07, 01:11:00 AM 2007, Blogger Donkeypuncher said...


At Mon Jan 08, 10:33:00 AM 2007, Blogger jjok said...

congrats man! Great News!

Now go pray for a penis for my kiddo......

At Mon Jan 08, 06:49:00 PM 2007, Blogger Charles Star said...

i feel like i should dump to you, your life is going to suck so bad

PWNED! What a great line.

At Tue Jan 09, 06:41:00 PM 2007, Blogger Weak Player said...

Come on, "mini Mia" rocks. Get with the program, Mrs. SoxLover

At Tue Jan 09, 10:33:00 PM 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At Wed Jan 10, 12:34:00 AM 2007, Blogger SoxLover said...

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At Wed Jan 10, 01:09:00 PM 2007, Blogger Dawn Summers said...

yeah, mini mia is a keeper.

At Mon Jan 15, 09:06:00 AM 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

excellent TILT inducing table talk..

and congrats on the imminent small stack!

At Mon Jan 15, 12:45:00 PM 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"looks like its a girl"...sorry, I've been neglegent in the updates on soxlover's personal life (it being the off-season and all :))....I assume you guys are expecting...and if so CONGRATZ!!!

Having a girl is awesome.

At Mon Feb 05, 11:44:00 AM 2007, Blogger Hammer Player a.k.a Hoyazo said...

Congrats man. Girls are definitely the way to go. At least for the first three (just ask jj). You have no idea how great it will be man.

Oh yeah, and your life as you know it is over too. Forgot that part.


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